yvetteyou:

mr. smith: i was married beforemrs. smith: what’s her social security numbermr. smith: no, you’re not going to kill her

saintlukas:

the femme fatale tour in one gif

image

(via imnotjailbait)

nasty-gal-mentality:

lib3rac3:


This morning was really pretty.


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oh-boii:

 
god your pretty

basedlukas:

Why isn’t Anaconda the national anthem yet?

(via yo-step-daddy)

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via assume)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via assume)

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